A special Poem, for a special someone
Gary, you always know how to make my day
When I’m feeling blue, you take my troubles away
I drizzle you onto toast, I melt you on pizza
I serenade you, when your pouring into my pasta.
You harm no animals, you take no lives
You’re just as tasty and just as good, as those other cheesy guys
You melt the same, your smell is delicious
Oh please Gary, grant me my wishes
Let others see how lovely you can be
Without harming a single being
Moo free is the way forward
The future of cheese
And you Gary
Are all I need.