Ode to Gary

A special Poem, for a special someone


Gary, you always know how to make my day

When I’m feeling blue, you take my troubles away

I drizzle you onto toast, I melt you on pizza

I serenade you, when your pouring into my pasta.

You harm no animals, you take no lives

You’re just as tasty and just as good, as those other cheesy guys

You melt the same, your smell is delicious

Oh please Gary, grant me my wishes

Let others see how lovely you can be

Without harming a single being

Moo free is the way forward

The future of cheese

And you Gary

Are all I need.

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Susanne Floe

You made my day 🙂